I've used more then a few of these. Not all of them on my children ;)
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When I was your age we...
Because you're the child and I'm the parent
Life isn't fair
When you're the parent, you'll make the rules
They call it bed time for a reason
Do I have to come up/in/over there?
You're bored? I'm Mom, nice to meet you.
Just a few more minutes/miles
Don't make me tell you again
That's twice, three strikes and you're out
You make a better door then a window
Eat your vegetables
So, I guess you don't like dessert anymore?
Because it's my house
Because it's my car
Because I'm the parent
Just because
I can't wait until you have kids
Can you keep the noise down to a dull roar?
Are you trying to heat/cool the whole neighborhood?
Money doesn't grow on trees
I'll give you something to cry about
Maybe
You'll spoil your dinner
Find something to do
Do you have something you want to tell me about?
You won't be happy until someone loses an eye
If _____ jumped off a bridge, would you?
I hope your kids are just like you
When I was your age, we didn't have...
This is why we can't have nice things
You're not going out looking like that
No son/daughter of mine is...
This is going to hurt me more then it hurts you
Do you want to catch pneumonia?
This is why I have grey hair
You have nothing to do? I'll give you something to do
There are kids starving in...
Because it's good for you
Don't make me ask you again
The food left on your plate could feed a small village in...
Your face is going to stay like that
Too bad, so sad
Go to your room to cry
Because I said so
While you're under my roof, you'll follow my rules
Children should be seen and not heard
Don't make me pull this car over
Go ask your father/mother
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